Advertisements from the India of the ’80s.

ECE Bulbs aur Tubes
Bhool na jaana,
ECE bulb laana…
B..b..b.. Bulb?
Jyaada de ujaala,
din-o-din chalne waala,
ECE Bulb aur ECE Tube.

Bajaj Bulbs
Jab main chota baccha tha, badi shararat karta tha..
meri chori pakdi jaati.. jab roshan hota Bajaj.
Kya rangeen jawani thi, ek raja aur ek rani thi..
Raja rani sharma jaate.. Jab roshan hota Bajaj.
Ab main bilkul buddha hoo, goli khakar jeeta hoon,
lekin aaj bhi ghar ke andar.. roshni deta Bajaj!

Khaitan fans
Chahiye hawa jahaan,
Khaitaan hai wahaan.

Tobu Cycles
Aao chale hum, lekar apni Tobu Cycle!

Jai Sabun (soap)
Pehla pyaar.. laaye jeevan mein bahaar, pehla pyaar..
Tan ko chhue, kayi baatein kare.. Pehla pyaar.

Tan-man mehke aise, pehla pyar ho jaise

Action Shoes
L..la..light? Woh bhi shoe mein? Kaisa hai yeh system?
Yeh hai Action ka naya light system..
(Ad for Action shoes with Kapil Dev)

Sosyo (soft drink)
Sab se accha ek drink hai, S-O-S-Y-O;
Yeh hai Sosyo, yeh hai Sosyo, Yeh hai Sosyo..

Had my first Sosyo last week. It’s just Kocum Juice.

Posted by Boy on July 11th, 2007

2 Comments »

1
Ano said

July 23, 2007 @ 11:10 pm

You totally forgot a few true gems:

BB Sabun
Yeh dher se kapde main kaise dhoon
Accha sabun kaunsa laun
Kapdo ko jo, ujla bana de
Phool chada hain, chamak laade
Koi bata de, mujhko koi bata de

Yeh kapdo ko ujla chamakdar banata hain, kapdo ki umra badhane wala, XXX ka Double B sabun.

Sasa detergent powder
Sasa detergent powder, lal lala
Sasa detergent powder
Sasa safedi lai, chaandi sa kapda chamkaye,
sasa bemisaal hai yeh sasa ka kamaal hai,
Sasa detergent powder, lal lala.
Sasa detergent powder..

Saridon
Sirf ek, saridon aur sardard se aaram
Na rahe peeda, na rahe dard
Bas ek, sirf ek
Sirf ek Saridon!

Nirma Super Neel Detergent Tikiya
Shopkeeper: Oh ho, Deepika je, aiye, aiye
leejiye aapka sab saaman taiyar.
Deepika: Yeh nahin woh. Nirma Super Neel Detergent Tikiya.
Shokeeper: Par aap toh hamesha mehengi hi waali tikiya…
Deepika: Leti thi. Par jab wohi mehenge daamon waali quality, wohi safedi, wohi jhaag, kam daamon mein mile, to koi ye kyun le, woh na le.
Shopkeeper: Maan Gaye.
Deepika: Kise?
Shopkeeper: Aapki paarkhi nazar, aur Nirma Super, dono ko!

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Raddy said

October 25, 2007 @ 11:06 pm

Oh bloody hell.

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