Archive for July, 2007

Chandigarh kare aashiqui

I’ve been to Chandigarh only around 5-6 times till date, but I absolutely detest the place as a city.
It’s like someone promises you a city, and then presents you with a village in disguise. Yeah, it’s nice to have all the open spaces and all, but fuck, all addresses are numbers. I mean, when I ask for an address I want an address; if I wanted a number, I’d look in the phone directory, no?

And one thing I really like to do in different cities is to walk around; take in the sights and sounds, the bustle and feel for life there. But no, that city wasn’t made for walking at all. Walk one kilometer, and you’ll see some sign of life. Then a wall for another half kilometer till you come to a crossing. Then a few more signs of life, and then again the monotony of a long unbroken road.
That’s not how cities are supposed to be. Cities happen when people come together, work hard, spontaneously create their own social energy. There has to be bustle, noise, a crowd, sweat, people of all
classes doing their thing and making it a cosmopolitan place. But no, Chandigarh is like little pockets of excitement with lots of boring stuff in between.

The girls are easy, though. And the lake is nice. And the chicken is cheap. Actually, that’s all I can say in favour.

Posted by Boy on July 27th, 2007

Bottle for beverage use only.

On every glass bottle of Coke.

Like, what do you want me not to do with it? Why not be upfront and say “Please don’t stick this bottle up your ass” or something.

Posted by Boy on July 22nd, 2007

A Riddle

Two Persian words, with a Siamese leaning,
for the losing King, there’s a deadly meaning.
In times gone by, it was a blow from fate;
now they just call it ‘Checkmate’

Posted by Boy on July 17th, 2007

Advertisements from the India of the ’80s.

ECE Bulbs aur Tubes
Bhool na jaana,
ECE bulb laana…
B..b..b.. Bulb?
Jyaada de ujaala,
din-o-din chalne waala,
ECE Bulb aur ECE Tube.

Bajaj Bulbs
Jab main chota baccha tha, badi shararat karta tha..
meri chori pakdi jaati.. jab roshan hota Bajaj.
Kya rangeen jawani thi, ek raja aur ek rani thi..
Raja rani sharma jaate.. Jab roshan hota Bajaj.
Ab main bilkul buddha hoo, goli khakar jeeta hoon,
lekin aaj bhi ghar ke andar.. roshni deta Bajaj!

Khaitan fans
Chahiye hawa jahaan,
Khaitaan hai wahaan.

Tobu Cycles
Aao chale hum, lekar apni Tobu Cycle!

Jai Sabun (soap)
Pehla pyaar.. laaye jeevan mein bahaar, pehla pyaar..
Tan ko chhue, kayi baatein kare.. Pehla pyaar.

Tan-man mehke aise, pehla pyar ho jaise

Action Shoes
L..la..light? Woh bhi shoe mein? Kaisa hai yeh system?
Yeh hai Action ka naya light system..
(Ad for Action shoes with Kapil Dev)

Sosyo (soft drink)
Sab se accha ek drink hai, S-O-S-Y-O;
Yeh hai Sosyo, yeh hai Sosyo, Yeh hai Sosyo..

Had my first Sosyo last week. It’s just Kocum Juice.

Posted by Boy on July 11th, 2007